Monday, August 18, 2008

Not Funny....

My mom ordered this magazine for me, thinking she was being all nice and stuff.
NOT....I opened it up and started to read it and everything in it is for women over the age of 40.
Are you kidding me? I think I need to remind my mom of the year I was born. Surely she has not forgotten, I know she was there. So let me just share what is in this wonderful magazine for women over the age of 40,which does not apply to me. I think this will give us all something to look forward to. The articles are: visible lift for wrinkles, neutrogena anti-wrinkles, Chico's, ROC deep wrinkle treatment, Olay sculpting cream, Aveeno ageless cream,  Garnier anti-puff eye roller, Maybelline age rewind, Shredded Wheat (that's o.k. I like that), GNc fish oil, keeping your boos healthy and lifted (don't have that problem), Botox, Juvederm, and more Botox, Soy Milk, Cymbalta (that one I get cuz I am going to be depressed) menopause, srtivectin neck cream, and I saved the best for last......your sex drive will decrease (WHAT)
So is this suppose to be a good magazine or a magazine that makes you fell like sh##, cuz you are 40?????
I'M NOT 40 (yet) I STILL HAVE A WAYS TO GO.
Note to my mom: I will not be reading this magazine (EVER) I don't want to know all of this stuff. But if I can find a magazine about GRANDMOTHERS,  know you are getting it.

14 comments:

Allmykids123 said...

Baaa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!! You go Grammie... 40 is just around the corner Mallory. Welcome to the club. I'll need to send my sister a subscription.. she' knocking on 40 too.

Simply Me... said...

That's so funny I just turned 44 yes your little Lanny 44, and I still feel young well most of the time LOL...

LoVe Ya! Me.

Christina said...

LOL Actually, it IS funny! You're funny too. Let us know if you get her that Grandmother magazine!

One Wired Woman said...

Okay... enough about being 40. I'm forty "friggin" two!! I do love that magazine though. I've bought it a few times. Ooh... I guess that means I've accepted being forty something. Ugghhh!! ~Jill :)

carissa... brown eyed fox said...

i never knew that was what More was!

too good! i think i might buy it though... i am not 40 yet but my butt... bod & face are looking way past 40!!!!!

Dancing Queen said...

oh yeah...a grandma mag would be JUST the ticket!
i'm 36, but i'm enjoying this age very much! hope it doesn't all start goin' south:)

Weber said...

Oh, now that's funny! I'm not 40 yet but maybe I should get it just so I can start using those wrinkle creams now!
Just wanted to say "Hi" I enjoyed reading your blog. I'm a mom of 3 boys too. :)

Anonymous said...

Get over it--you are only as old as you feel. Being a grandmother is the greatest--bestest thing ever.


Gramie

4funboys said...

ha.... what in the world!!

Why would mom want to age you... did she forget that adds years to her too???

still funny

One Wired Woman said...

Girl... swim yourself over to my blog. I tried to call you yesterday. B Ellen has some super cute new things and I wanted to share. Hope all is well in the Heffron household. Miss you~ Jill :)

Mommasboyz said...

Ok..send the magazine to me..I turn 40 THIS week!! boo hoo

Angie (Angelica Grace Designs) said...

Ya gotta love our Moms, right? What would we do without them? Ha ha!
Hugs girl, Angie
www.angelicagracedesigns.com/blog/
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One Wired Woman said...

Okay... I'm up to two blog posts in a week. I'm back into full blog mode. What's up? We need another post, sistah!! Now gitter done... ~Jill :)

Gina~Sassalot said...

OMG...girl you are TOO funny! You have left me in tears here at my desk in my nice quiet house. RARE occasion (the quiet house that is). Age is just a number, it's the one in your head that matters. You can always pay to bring your face, butt, tummy and the girls back to that number. You look fantastic. Thanks for sharing. Have a great week...
~gina